Road Trip 2014

It started with a phone call, “Mom, want to take a road trip?”

“Sure, where are we going?”

“Chicago, then up to see grandmas.”

“Who?”

“Me and the kids.”

“When?”

“August…”

Tomorrow I will board a plane that will take me from Cali to Colorado. It will be the first time on a plane since Miracle Max (Dr. Steed) cured my coffee allergy. I’m sure my brain will be telling me that when the door is closing it will feel like the coffin lid is being shut…but I’ll talk my way though it and in one short hour arrive in PHX to catch the next flight to Denver. That door closing should be much less scary.

The trip is planned. Liam and Emery have been cleaning all day in preparation for my arrival. When Austyn and Raun were little we had the “Dad will be home in 15 minutes” alarm which meant all activities stopped while we made a mad dash around the house as if to present Jeff with a clean house. 15 minutes clean was about the best he could hope for.

By the time we return we will have put over 2,2oo miles on the car, eaten more McDonald’s than is good for anyone, visited one of my favorite placed on earth – the Chicago Botanical Gardens, seen a lot of people, road in Hoppie’s Daddy’s boat, played games with Grandma Egg, roasted marshmallows over the fire pit with “the grandma at the lake”,…somewhere in all this Austyn will shoot a wedding.

We’re ready for anything and hope that everything happens. You’ll have to join us here, since it’s unlikely there is room in the car. (That we’ll be cleaning Wednesday.)

And we are off…road trip 2014!!!

 

 

 

Dress –priceless

My crazy aunt once told me she would frequent Goodwill to purchase satin wedding dresses which she made into pillowcases. I thought everything Aunt Meryle said was true, she was one of the coolest ladies I knew; that and the fact that my bullshit meter was not yet developed. Looking back, I doubt Auntie Meryle ever made a pillowcase in her life and I question that she ever set foot in a Goodwill; but it was a good story and she had lots of them.

I found myself in Goodwill a few years later and thought it would be a hoot to look at the wedding dresses, if indeed Goodwill had wedding dresses. To my amazement they did! An entire section of them. The dust and mildew made me sneeze as I sorted through them. Not a satin one in the bunch, just a lot of lace, taffeta, and bits of silk.

There was one that caught my eye. The lace work was amazing and the buttons ran from the butt to the neck. It’d take a half hour to get it buttoned, I thought. I searched through the lace to find a price tag. The tag displayed a $ with a large 2, this was followed by a small 5000. “It’s either $2.50 $25 or $250. I’ll just ask,” I said as I laid it in my cart. Hanging next to this great find was a veil that seemed to have no end. It was hastily wrapped around the hanger and upon further inspection was priceless.

I took both pieces to the checkout, “Can you tell me how much this is?” I asked showing the confused price tag.

“Ya,” said the guy behind the counter, “It’s $25.00.”

“I’ll take it.”

He rang up the $25 and then informed me, “All dresses are 10% off today, I guess this is a dress,” he said hesitantly. The register display read $22.50. He took the dress, rolled it into a ball and stuffed it in the bag. He then reached for the veil, unable to find a tag, “They must go together.” The veil was also rolled into a ball and joined the dress.

A few years later, when this kid I met when we were 11 asked me to marry him, we were planning a wedding…there was this dress hanging in my closet wrapped in a large garbage bag.

As I stood in the dressing room during the fitting of my attendances, the shop owner asked where I had purchased my dress. “I’m actually wearing one I have. It may need a few alteration,” I said. “Would you be willing to look at it?” “Certainly,” was her response.

At the next visit, the dress accompanied me. As I removed the garbage bag protector, the seamstress’s eyes widened. She began to carefully inspect the dress. “Where did you get this?” she asked. I hesitated. “Do you know what this is?”

Yeah – it’s a dusty old dress from Goodwill that was 10% off and the kid behind the counter rolled it up in a ball and shoved into the bag. Wait till you see the veil. “No,” I said.

“This is a Pricilla of Boston, and it appears that it has never been worn,” the seamstress said as she inspected it further. “I don’t think it’s even been modeled. So where did you get it?” I could tell by the awe in her voice, Pricilla of Boston meant something.

Avoiding the confession, I added, “There’s a full length cathedral veil that goes with it.”

She shook her head. “The veil alone would cost you $5,000.”  I bit my lips. In 1980 that was a price of a car.

Several version of my story began to run through my head, most left out the word Goodwill. “I’ve had it a few years,” I said. By now there were a few more people inspecting this treasure that had entered the store in a garbage bag. I finally mustard up the courage to tell my story.

“We won’t touch it,” she finally admitted. “It’s not that we don’t believe you, but with a dress like this, unless we know its history, we won’t risk it.”

Thirty-four years ago today, I wore that dress. It did take a half hour to button it up. I purchased a $5 pair of ballet slippers to wear with it since this kid that I had known since we were 11 was the same height as I and I didn’t want to be taller than he. My grandfather worried that the dress would fall apart as I walked down the aisle, Pricilla of Boston meant nothing to him, Goodwill did.

The $27.50 ensemble made it down the aisle and the kid that I’ve known since we were 11 have made it through thirty-four years of marriage. On our 30th anniversary, I told him that we were both young enough to end this marriage and have another 30 years with someone else. He quickly responded, “Who would ever want to do this again?” We both laughed and agreed, so we’re stuck with each other for another 30.

Happy 34th – to the kid I met when we were 11.

 

Footnote: Einstein said, “Either you believe everything is a miracle or nothing is.” I happen to believe that everything is; meeting the one you will spend your life with at the age of 11, 34 years of marriage, children, grandchildren … and priceless wedding dresses that end up in Goodwill.

Twenty-eight

Today can’t begin without remembering a delivery room filled with bystanders waiting to assist, a doctor with laryngitis and a frantic rush to cut and clamp a cord that had managed to wrap itself around a tiny neck no less than five times.

She was the chubby three-year old that couldn’t repeat three words in a row, the first grader who struggled to keep up. In Jr. High she worked effortlessly to read and comprehend and in High School she was the one to introduce herself to the teacher on the first day and inform him that she would struggle in his class and would need his assistance. She tried her hand at every art media and excelled in all. We prayed she would marry an Engineer that would build her a little pottery shed where she would create beautiful pottery the rest of her life. Then she picked up a camera and began to show us the world through her eyes.

She married her engineer who happened to be a pilot and gave birth to my buddy Liam and our amazing Emery. Through it she has shown her strength, wisdom, intelligence and belief in God that humbles most.

She has her shed but doesn’t throw clay – she plants gardens and today she is twenty-eight.

Happy Birthday Austyn Elizabeth!

Colorado Conversations

Jeff (Hoppie) and I (Neenee) made a trip to Denver this weekend. As usual the conversation was entertaining…

Hoppie had just come in the house to find a bucket to clean off some mud frozen to the deck. After following Austyn’s instructions he walked out the back door, bucket in hand.

Hoppie: Now Liam, I’m going to do something that I don’t want you ever to try. OK?

Liam: What?

Hoppie: I’m going to do something over here that I don’t want you to ever do. OK?

Neenee (from inside the house): This can’t be good.

Austyn: Nope.

 

One of many random conversations…

Liam: You’re between.

Neenee: Between what?

Liam: You’re between new and old.

Neenee: Thanks! I like being between. Hey Hoppie, Liam says we are between.

Hoppie: Between is good.

Neenee: What’s Mommy?

Liam: She’s … an old kid. Emery and I are new kids, but she’s an old one.

 

 Liam coughing in Hoppie’s ear during reading time…

Hoppie: Liam, please cover your mouth. I think you should just keep your hand over your mouth all the time.

Liam (with hand over mouth): I can’t do that, how will I eat?

 

Lite Lunch Conversation

Elin (with eyes wide open and as dramatic and she could be, which will win her an Oscar one day): Sage and I watched a video and it was really scary. The girl was OBSESSED!

Hoppie: Obsessed? That’s a big word.

Elin: YES SHE WAS OBSESSED!

Neenee: What does it mean to be obsessed?

Elin (pointing to her eyes): That’s when your eye’s are yellow.

Hoppie: You mean possessed?

Elin: It was so scary! I said NO! NO! NO MORE VIDEO!!

Neenee: That’s good. You shouldn’t watch videos where people are obsessed.

Raun: When did you see this video…..

 

Bedtime reading

Hoppie opened the big bible store book at the beginning:

Liam: That’s the awful part.

Neenee: The awful part? Don’t you like those stories?

Liam: They kill people when there’s too many.

Hoppie: Let’s read from the other part. There was a man who was born blind. His friend’s asked Jesus what his parents did to make him blind?…This is awful, who writes this crap?

Neenee: Keep reading, hopefully they correct it on the next page.

Hoppie: Here, let’s read this book. The Pigeon Drives the bus.

 

My Bedtime Prayer: Thank you God for making my family so entertaining that all I have to do is listen!

She’s a fighter!

Jeff and I made our way from the waiting area to the delivery room in hopes of one last visit before she would deliver. Finding the door closed we pressed our ears up against it only to hear the voices of several in the room. We were too late, the baby was coming.

We were living an event 4 months too early. This expected day should have been happening in future, after the holidays, sometime in late February – not today, not November 6th. Unsure if we should return to the waiting area or stay where we were, we leaned back against the wall, held each other’s hand and waited.

We didn’t have to wait long, It was a quick deliver, and within minutes we could hear the commotion in the room growing. The door opened slightly allowing a nurse to exit. She was beaming with excitement, her fists clenched in front of her as if she was boxing or getting ready to cheer. Glancing at us she said, “she’s breathing on her own, she’s a fighter.” As she spoke she popped a little punch into the air.  She made us smile.

A few hours later we walked into the NICU to see for the first time Emery Rain Ford – 1 pound 10 ounces, small enough to lay on a sheet of paper and born 16 weeks early. One wouldn’t think that 1 pound 10 ounces of fight is very much – but apparently it is.

Happy third birthday Emery Rain Ford.

The Confessional

My grandson has a new attachment – his baseball cap. He looks adorable in it and doesn’t leave the house without it. During a recent visit I heard him yelling from the downstairs, “I can’t find it!”

“It’s by the dryer,” his mother called back.

“Whats he looking for?” I asked.

“His hat,” mom replied.

“I’ll go help him,” I said as I headed for the stairs.

As I opened the door I saw this four-year old standing in front of the dryer with his arms spread out. “I can’t find it,” he said. I pointed to the brown brim that was peeking out from a pile of clothes. Liam picked it up and put it on his head. I held the door open for him and he began to climb the stairs. “I wear my hat because I don’t like my haircut,” I heard him say.

Placing my hand on his shoulder I inquired, “Did you tell mom that?”

“No” he responded quietly.

“Oh honey, you can tell mom anything.” By now we were at the top of the stairs with mom in our view. I directed Liam toward her. When she saw Liam begin wiping his eyes and his bottom lip quiver, she quickly ended a phone call and gave us her complete attention. “Liam has been wearing his hat because he doesn’t like his haircut,” I repeated.

That was it, the flood gates burst open and Liam began to unload this great burden he had been carrying the past few weeks. The next morning – well before anyone else was awake –  he and I sat on the sofa watching TV. I looked at him and said, “Liam, I think your hair grew last night!”

His small hands reached to the top of his head and he began measuring his hair length. His smile was priceless as his eye lit up. “It did!” he said.

“See, it won’t be long until it’s all grown back,” I confirmed. I love being Liam’s confessional.